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We linguists very much like the item immediately below because it's so beautifully put together, with spelling and wit and everything. So as a wee linguist myself, I've pinched and posted it here. It comes from Wee Ginger Dug on 2nd November, second comment. Lucky Molly, with her clear-headed Mum! 

Molly's Mum (@SNPsoosie) says:

November 2, 2020 at 6:53 pm

Boris Johnson has completely lost control of the pandemic in Englandshire now, if he ever had it before. Asked in the Commons what the plan was for coming out of the new lockdown, he said Englandshire would be coming out of lockdown, regardless of whatever happens, on December 2nd, for that is the date he hath spoken.

He added that the R is currently above one, only a teeny weeny scientific bit, and hopefully, having waved some of Dominic’s entrails about, it will come down a eeny spleeny bit to just under one, but even if it doesn’t then the lockdown will endeth regardleth. All haileth Borith for he is the slayer of the Coronaviruth.

So, just like Iraq, when Blair and Bush passed Go with no feckin’ idea of how to pass Stop, Johnson is going into lockdown again with no idea how, what, who, why, what or when he going to come back out – or in or out, shaking the entrails all about.

Please, oh, please let Scotland be free of this madness – I am beyond caring how we do it, as long as we go.

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